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There's no earthly explanation for why anyone would make this thing. This is clearly the work of extraterrestrials with some pretty brazen assumptions about human anatomy and sexual needs. Noodle King "Is this what 'Mom's spaghetti' means? Sex toys are generally intended to replicate very particular bits of the human anatomy. You know the ones. But what if you wanted a toy which replicated a bit more?

Not too much more, mind you. Something you can still fit in a suitcase. Something more like a bizarre, masturbatory half-person. Well, you're in luck. No, don't get up. Now, if you're a choosier sort of maniac, have no fear, because they absolutely offer a version where Nikki's knees are bent into an impossible position:.

Now, if Nikki were the only malformed masturbation toy out there, we could consider it a one-off -- the result of nothing more than the work of one lonely soul with poor depth perception and a singular vision of a perfect woman. But Nikki isn't alone. You must have known that. It seems that whoever is creating these things isn't totally familiar with human anatomy, but is chillingly acquainted with the depths of Stygian insanity.

Those splayed-out boobs, the lopsided ass, and that full-on Exorcist head twist are clearly the work of an extraterrestrial serial killer. Hey, have you ever wanted to fuck a formless pile of body parts? Probably not! But some space monster was clearly studying a mistranslated anatomy textbook when he created this goddamned homunculus:. Wii nunchuck. That is called the Concubine NSFW , and it is a pixelated mess because there is no safe part of it to show.

By attempting to combine breasts, a vagina, a penis, and a remote control in a single compact lump, it serves as a stark visual reminder that a jack of all trades is a master of none. It's the haunted platypus of sex toys. It's like an X-rated game of Katamari Damacy. If you're in the market for something a little more elegant and subtle, perhaps you'd be interested in the Chokouha NSFW.

But, truth be told, you are probably not interested, because the Chokouha is a brick with a keyhole drilled into it:. This geometric hunk of fuck madness was designed with zero actual human beings in mind. The only reason to create such a device would be to control the population of a planet you intend to conquer by tricking them into grinding their genitals into useless, deflated balloons so they can father no children to oppose you.

Genital furniture is something that no one has been clamoring for. We've been declamoring for them, if anything. This is partially because such a device would look like a waking nightmare, and frankly would be too gauche to be an effective conversation piece. The Satyr does nothing to combat this image:. The Satyr is a giant silicon stool that vibrates, has a hole on one end, and is meant to be displayed in the home to " normalize ideas on sex " -- a goal it absolutely does not accomplish.

Nothing about walking into a person's living room and spotting a four-legged grotesquerie makes you feel safe to discuss sex in a free and open matter. We've talked about sex gloves before , but in the intervening months, something grim has happened to the production lines, which now churn out violent-looking contraptions NSFW built for dick war. Sure, those are presumably soft spikes, meant more for tickling than wounding.

But if your genitals had eyes, they would flee in terror from the unquestionable menace the sauna massage gloves project. An honest-to-God functioning blowjob machine is the kind of invention that could change the world. Unfortunately, we're still at the "exploding in the hangar before takeoff" phase. I just never realized blowjobs were an eternal gauntlet of pain.

It's crowdfunded, has gotten a lot of high-profile press, and is undoubtedly capable of ripping penises at a dazzling rate. Turning it on its side only solidifies our belief that this is a device into which you should never insert your genitals indeed, there are few devices that pass this important criterion.

If you're going to mess around with something that looks like that , you might as well stick your dick in a light socket. Never before have humans been given the opportunity to inject pure electrified regret directly into their dongles like the joy this electronic condom NSFW surely provides:. Unfortunately called the "Electric Eel," this contraption uses electrical impulses to replace the sensations lost by wearing traditional condoms, because its makers are apparently under the impression that women have low-voltage currents passing through their hoohahs.

If, for some reason, it doesn't look sanitary, that's because it isn't. It's a sock with wires in it.

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